"One good thing about the future
is that it puts all the crap that happened to you in the past" - Mr. Hollywood On-Line

"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable
or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - John Cusak

"A prarie dog can eat all the chili he wants,
but it doesn't mean he's going to crap diamonds"

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?" - George Carlin

"If hypocrisy was oil, Washington DC would be Saudi Arabia" - George F. Will

"A pessimist is just an optimist with experience"

"Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic" - D. Broome

"Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat" - Harry Emerson Fosdick

"Burgers are a good lunch" - G. Langdon

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality" - Jules de Gaultier

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" - Bertrand Russell"

"Fookin' Nipple" - Liam Ghallager

"You know the kind of stigma society places on the mentally ill, and rightfully so
- Those people are crazy!" - Dale Grible

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes" - Henry David Thoreau

"I know God won't give me any more than I can handle
I just wish he wouldn't trust me so much"

"It's a bong, not a chipper" - M. Tevlin

"You and I are not big mainstream stars. But unlike them, we're really who we are." - Iggy Pop

"I bet a horse at 10 to 1 and he finished at a quarter to four" - Henny Youngman"

"If it floats, flies, or f*%ks - Rent It"

"Let's do it" - Son of Sam

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there"

"Go F*%k Yourself" - Murray

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." - John Mason

"Marijuana - Exhibit A" - Jerry Garcia

"Bachelors know women better than married men.
If they didn't, they would be married too" - H. L. Mencken

"No one here gets out alive" - Jim Morrison

"Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken
and the others are handicapped" - George Burns

"The lottery is a tax on people who can't do math" - Roger Jones

"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug,
were the drugs" - Homer Simpson

"Even I Don't wake up in the morning looking like Cindy Crawford - Cindy Crawford

"If you pass away, and have five really good friends, you've had a great life" - Lee Iacoca

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

"If it has wheels or a skirt, you can't afford it"

"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire